Peter made a statement that I believe we can all carry with us as we do this thing called life.
Peter: We do not put cottonballs in the toilet!
Sadly, that statement was preceeded by my name. Unfortunately, the kids were asleep, so I couldn't even blame it on them. When the toilet exploded water all over the bathroom, the cottonball shot out, too. I was taking my nail polish off. That's what I get for painting my nails.