Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Lillian, on religion

Lillian went to the dentist with me, today. The dentist was talking with her and trying to make her feel comfortable. She didn't do such a good job of making him feel comfortable.
Dentist: Did you get that blonde hair from your mama?
Lillian: (Laughs as if to say, "My mama has brown hair.) NO, from Jesus!
He didn't know what to do with that. I was thinking right on sister!

Tonight, we were reading our advent literature for the day. Lillian wanted to have a turn "reading". She said she would read out of the "Bible" which was actually a book about baseball by Tony LaRussa.
L: A whale swallowed Jesus and Grayson. They were in his belly and he spit out Jonah. The end.

At least, she has the important stuff right.

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