Lillian went to the dentist with me, today. The dentist was talking with her and trying to make her feel comfortable. She didn't do such a good job of making him feel comfortable.
Dentist: Did you get that blonde hair from your mama?
Lillian: (Laughs as if to say, "My mama has brown hair.) NO, from Jesus!
He didn't know what to do with that. I was thinking right on sister!
Tonight, we were reading our advent literature for the day. Lillian wanted to have a turn "reading". She said she would read out of the "Bible" which was actually a book about baseball by Tony LaRussa.
L: A whale swallowed Jesus and Grayson. They were in his belly and he spit out Jonah. The end.
At least, she has the important stuff right.